With Richard Roxburgh as a Dracula who doesn’t so much chew scenery as he inhales if like he’s fucking Kirby.
“I FEEEEEELLLLL NOOOOOOTTTHHHIIIINNNGGGGGGG!”
Dracula, who as a vampire, doesn’t experience emotions, and that makes him really upset
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you… VAN HELSING!!!”
So many things from this movie live in my head rent free, and that line delivery is in the top 3.
I remember being super weirded out when I saw this at the Mr Hyde cameo at the start because like
If I had a dollar for every time a fantasy action movie crossing over numerous famous fictional characters had a scene where Mr Hyde turns out to be alive and hiding in Paris I’d have….two dollars
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice O.o
Such a freaking fun film. Everyone in it was chewing the scenery, it had great special effects, a genuinely fun monster mash, and…
The new Transfomers universe has just started and already they’ve brought back a deep cut from Transformers lore worthy of Al Ewing
For those who don’t recognise this Space Pirate here, Skuxxoid was a mercenary hired by both the Quintessons and Galvatron in season three of the original Transformers cartoon and this is the first time he’s shown up in any major way since then!
Though I found his voice incredibly annoying, I appreciated the inclusion of Skuxxoid into the lore. The idea that there are tons of alien races out there of all shapes and sizes, all just trying to live their lives without necessarily choosing a side in the Autobot/Decepticon conflict just made the universe seem that much bigger and more real to me.
Season three introduced some funky stuff like this to the lore as well as introducing the idea of Transformers who weren’t involved in the war too….Sandstorm and his people were the very first neutral Transformers in canon, long before IDW expanded on the idea :D
As @dberl brings up different races and sizes, we had that right on Earth in the animated G1 Transformers.
As part of the Hector Ramirez multiverse, the creatures shown in Inhumanoids also exist alongside the Transformers.
A party of crackpots, weirdos, fanatics, and delusional morons
I call for outlawing worthless brainless goat-fucking trash like this creatue from being allowed to hold any form of political office
“Can you imagine an America where right wingers weren’t allowed to hold political office?”
Also damn
“Inherently unnatural”?
“Could destroy the entire democratic system”?
Being queer is even more fucking awesome and bad ass than I already thought it was
This makes me even happier that I was lucky enough not to be born straight or cisgender :D
The guy seriously complains against the courts “closing bedroom doors”? Ah!
As if the republican party wouldn’t immediately implode of their internet search history went public!
It’s also hilarious that someone who thinks a magic baby was created by….I don’t know, midichlorians or some fucking thing…wants to call being LGBTQ unnatural
Homosexuality exists in multiple species throughout the natural world
It’s the most natural thing
None of these species or indeed anyone or anything other than the few humans who suffer from the deranged thinking this tinfoil hat dipshit has thinks that people who aren’t heterosexual goes to a make believe scary barbecue where a monster with goat hooves will menace them though
